you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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