yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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