when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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