weddingsv make me drug and hornr
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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