i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
