Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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