She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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