You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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