I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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