Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
