it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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