There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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