He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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