It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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