i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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