Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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