Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
