Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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