windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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