C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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