We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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