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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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