i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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