Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Randomize
