I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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