you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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