So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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