idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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