So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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