I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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