none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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