PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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