Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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