I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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