Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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