Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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