Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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