if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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