i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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