how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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