Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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