Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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