Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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