i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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