I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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