in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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