at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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