but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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