i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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