The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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